|"I'm Lizzie from Earth ... are you Tan from the Sun?"
||[Aug. 24th, 2005|04:15 pm]
The Randomness Siblings
Here are a few random quotes that I could imagine different people saying.|
The Scott: I was asleep during the lab? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
Murf: Ahh, Bud Light®! My one weakness ... my Achilles Heel, if you will. I'll shoot an arrow at your Achilles Heel in a second if you don't SHADDUP!
Mr. Six™/Old Man™: Old people don't need companionship - they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them.
Freezer: Sure, IN THEORY, in theory communism works...
Some random college student to a magazine editor: Ooh, I love your magazine, especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' Section. I think it's really...really...really...good.
Some random history professor: You never know when an old calendar may come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Neek: Support bacteria ... they're the only culture some people have.
Freezer: Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing a white shirt comes easy.
Murf: If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Lizzie McCandelicious: Chemistry professors never die - they just smell that way!
Some random Asian guy: Confucious say that "man who stands on toilet is high on pot."