|I am Argon, King of Noble Gasses
||[Aug. 24th, 2005|10:28 am]
The Randomness Siblings
|||||Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath||]|
The Valence Electron Shell of Noble Gasses, broken in the battle with the evil Flouride Ion three thousand years ago, has been mended and I now wield it as the King of Noble Gasses. Under my rule, the Noble Gasses shall again be united to fight against the evil Halogens of Mordor.
There may be a day when the courage of Noble Gasses fails, when we are no longer noble, when bonds are created with the halogens--when we witness Xenon Diflouride, Xenon Tetraflouride, and even Xenon Hexaflouride--but it is not this day. There may be a day when the Halogens rule, and react freely with whatever elements they choose, but it is not this day. This day, the Noble Gasses will be noble: this day, the Noble Gasses will fight.
Let's just hope that our diversion allows Frodo to destroy the Six-Carbon Ring of Power by combusting it in Mount DOOM® in Mordor.