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I am Argon, King of Noble Gasses [Aug. 24th, 2005|10:28 am]
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The Valence Electron Shell of Noble Gasses, broken in the battle with the evil Flouride Ion three thousand years ago, has been mended and I now wield it as the King of Noble Gasses. Under my rule, the Noble Gasses shall again be united to fight against the evil Halogens of Mordor.

There may be a day when the courage of Noble Gasses fails, when we are no longer noble, when bonds are created with the halogens--when we witness Xenon Diflouride, Xenon Tetraflouride, and even Xenon Hexaflouride--but it is not this day. There may be a day when the Halogens rule, and react freely with whatever elements they choose, but it is not this day. This day, the Noble Gasses will be noble: this day, the Noble Gasses will fight.

Let's just hope that our diversion allows Frodo to destroy the Six-Carbon Ring of Power by combusting it in Mount DOOM® in Mordor.
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