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Dan doesn't have to go right now [Aug. 25th, 2005|10:58 pm]
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schrodingasdawg
I just thought this news should be revealed to everyone.
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"I'm Lizzie from Earth ... are you Tan from the Sun?" [Aug. 24th, 2005|04:15 pm]
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jonfig
Here are a few random quotes that I could imagine different people saying.

The Scott: I was asleep during the lab? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!

Murf: Ahh, Bud Light®! My one weakness ... my Achilles Heel, if you will. I'll shoot an arrow at your Achilles Heel in a second if you don't SHADDUP!

Mr. Six™/Old Man™: Old people don't need companionship - they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them.

Freezer: Sure, IN THEORY, in theory communism works...

Some random college student to a magazine editor: Ooh, I love your magazine, especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' Section. I think it's really...really...really...good.

Some random history professor: You never know when an old calendar may come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Neek: Support bacteria ... they're the only culture some people have.

Freezer: Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing a white shirt comes easy.

Murf: If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Lizzie McCandelicious: Chemistry professors never die - they just smell that way!

Some random Asian guy: Confucious say that "man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
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I am Argon, King of Noble Gasses [Aug. 24th, 2005|10:28 am]
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schrodingasdawg
[Current Music |Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath]

The Valence Electron Shell of Noble Gasses, broken in the battle with the evil Flouride Ion three thousand years ago, has been mended and I now wield it as the King of Noble Gasses. Under my rule, the Noble Gasses shall again be united to fight against the evil Halogens of Mordor.

There may be a day when the courage of Noble Gasses fails, when we are no longer noble, when bonds are created with the halogens--when we witness Xenon Diflouride, Xenon Tetraflouride, and even Xenon Hexaflouride--but it is not this day. There may be a day when the Halogens rule, and react freely with whatever elements they choose, but it is not this day. This day, the Noble Gasses will be noble: this day, the Noble Gasses will fight.

Let's just hope that our diversion allows Frodo to destroy the Six-Carbon Ring of Power by combusting it in Mount DOOM® in Mordor.
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Shopping. [Aug. 23rd, 2005|06:26 pm]
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pittstonjoma
Shopping is more evil than necessary! Remember that!
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You are not a function. [Aug. 22nd, 2005|10:42 pm]
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schrodingasdawg
[Current Music |Carl Orff - Trionfo di Afrodite]

You heard me right. You are not a function. You may be an equation, but you do not assign an element to one set for every element in another set. There exists no set such that you can assign an element to another set for every element in that set. You are nothing more than a mere equation.

"Now listen here, Adolf, there may exist no real set of numbers such that I assign a real element to another set for every element in that set, but I can assign complex elements to another set for real numbers in the independent set, and there even exist some sets including complex elements to which I can assign real values. I'm a complex function, sure, but I'm still a function. Complex functions are functions too. You have to understand that we exist, whether or not you like it, and you can't choose to ignore us because we're "too hard" for you. I assure you, when the 2π comes, you'll be the ones with your backs against the wall, and Complex Analysis will experience its reign."

Geez, fine, you're a complex function, I'm sorry.
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Mrowr! [Aug. 21st, 2005|09:16 am]
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pittstonjoma
I'm a human pretending to be a cat! Meow! I have a cat!
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What if the Hokey Pokey really WAS what it was all about?!?? [Aug. 5th, 2005|06:15 pm]
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jonfig
[Current Mood |sillyreally silly in Philly?!]

Komodo dragons go "Wooshka-babushka-doobity-doo."  There's this one crazy jazz rhythm that goes "Fisk, fisk .. lollipop, lollipop, boomba, boomba .. fisk, fisk .. lollipop, lollipop, boomba, boomba" and so on.  Talking about jazz, I uploaded (not as fast as Dan's or Greg's Verizon® DSL connection, but it still gets the job done - after all, I'm still alive and breathing aren't I?  They cut off my feeding tube?! ... and my medicine?! ... my children are already arguing over the will?!????) a tune to this entry.  Enjoy!
 
The tune is almost as random as we are.
 
<embed allowScriptAccess="never"src="http://www.drummerworld.com/Sound/billymartinsaint.mp3" autostart="true" loop="true" width="280" height="45"></embed>
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HAIL TO THE ®! [Aug. 3rd, 2005|09:41 pm]
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themurfinator
[Current Mood |sillySilly Billy!]
[Current Music |Ghostbuster's Theme Song]

YAY, my life is complete now that there is a Randomness Hangout Spot.

I'm also part of C.H.A.I.N.S.A.W. But that's not an LJ community, that's just a cool acrynom for a stupid organization. The acrynom means, um, Children Help Aging Inuits, Not Save All Whales......yeah....YAY!! WOOHOO! SCREW THE WHALES, SAVE THE INUITS! RAK-KAH-KAH-KAH-KAH!

"Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo! Piggies go *snort snort*, how about you!? You just wanna be an animal too!
...
Lemur go *hee hee*, ostrich go "BLAH"! Koala go *click click click click click click!*"

That's something out of Kung Pow, terribly quoted by yours truly. GOTTA SEE IT Y'ALL!

~~Dan likes Raisin Bran®!~~
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Everyone... [Aug. 3rd, 2005|09:24 pm]
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schrodingasdawg
Jon just took a crap, and wanted everyone to know.

That is all.
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Wow - a new community - I wonder who started it? [Aug. 3rd, 2005|07:04 pm]
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jonfig
[Current Mood |chipperchipper]
[Current Music |Deborah Cox - Easy as Life]

I give MAD PR0PZ0R5 to the person who designed this LJ community.

Rock on dudes ... and dudettes!
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